Hi!

I’m a BUG!

(like duh… as if you can’t figure that out…!)

 

(not just any BUG, mind you… NO… I’m a…)

 

FUNNYBUG!

 

As far as Bugs go, I’m really pretty nice… 

I’m friendly and cuddly (uh… for an insect, that is)

 

I know I’m kind of funny looking…

But some people say I’m charming…

I have a double thorax with stripes AND polkadots

(how many bugs can say that about themselves)

I have colorful, multi-jointed limbs and great big googoolly eyes (all the better to see you with)

Bushy eyebrows (truly unique for a bug!)

And little tiny wings…

Sometimes I think I look so funny, I make myself laugh!